Can you write an amusing story that includes these words in this order?

I was extremely happy as I was on my way to the annual drugstore cowboy. I made a fortune there selling flowers that could be used as drugs. It was a great day out and had many a surprise like when I met my first love there. He left an everlasting imprint on me when he tattooed his name on my arm. My childhood was not very reliable however there is a balance now. I only work weekends to supplement a crazy week!!!!