Tuesday, December 13, 2011

|\/\/| SHOULD I KEEP MY PET MONKEY?|\/\/|?

I have a pet gorilla and hes starting to get a little big hes 5 years old now, hes started defecating on the neighbor's doorstep and on top of the windshield of their new BMW. He also will throw fits of rage in which he runs around the neighborhood without clothing on exposing his unmentionables.Its so bad i have to tackle him down and give him a giant blunt just to calm him down. So should i keep him or should i release him into the city?

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